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Huh? I’ve taken at least 2 showers before and I never noticed this.

Your username indicates that you already have paws, therefore you don’t need any sudsy shower bubble tricks to achieve this effect.

no moar showers yay



The idea is that twitter users don’t shower. And this would entice them to go get in the shower to try it.



this is so maticilously shaped that I assume its really hard to do…

I use bar soap and it doesn’t get things nearly sudsy enough to do this. Maybe foaming hand soap would be easier.

Yeah at first I was thinking maybe shampoo. But no, this is like bubble bath.


My thought is shave soap is about the only thing I’ve used that could create foam like this.



It’s definitely not a real photo

hmmm why would it not be?

You can compare the 2 closely to see it. Missing lines (thumb in particular), curved finger (shadows), tiny index finger and the unrealistic gap between them all. Looks like slop to me.





Hairless cats make me so very deeply uncomfortable.

It’s the flesh. They are flesh-cats.

(No offence intended—I think all kitties are great: befloofed or florfless)

I am the other side of the coin, I LOVE hairless animals. Hairless cats and rats are definitely my favorites, mobile scrotums with an attitude

You can’t pet them very much, or at least you should do so with a glove on or wash them afterwards. Hairless animals are very frail, the oils from human skin can severely damage their skin and in some cases even cause cancer. Poor babies

I like rats too, but only with fur. I just don’t get it. It’s a pet, but I can’t pet it and it needs to wear a sweater to keep warm in winter‽ What is this strange manner of beast‽



Hairless bears and chimpanzees are pretty strange too.

I think it’s homophobic to call large gay men that shave “pretty strange”, but I agree that chimpanzees are rather odd. (/j, if it wasn’t obvious)




sorry, but being uncomfortable around sphynx cats is a personal moral failing.

No, my personal moral failing is not owning a set of cat ears and a tail, and not owning any thigh-highs or femboy shorts.

What, no tigh-highs? But they give you plenty of stat buffs

I knoooooow! I really want that +5 to Programming, and the +10 to Cutesy :/

I suppose I should just splurge and buy a pair…

Choose Your Tigh Highs

I’m not sure if they can be stacked.

But they can definitely be stacked with long pants if you don’t want to wear them openly. I sometimes wear them when it’s cold just because they are my longest socks.






That’s so fucking real. Oh hey, it’s you!




Doubt. Bots can’t take showers

I think its better to let them try at least at your closest data center.



sometimes a followup post doesnt add anything. this time it adds something that ruins the post


I’d think all furries moved away from twitter?

EDIT: switches “curries” to “furries” whoopsie

You’d think, but it never ceases to amaze me to see how many people are still on that cesspool of a platform.

For real. It’s slowly becoming the 4chan of microblogging.



Naan bro.

dont call me bro

i feel like the opposite to “bro” should be “ble”, for some reason

Why not sis? Although I like the neutral sib



Rajah dat, Unk!




Reddit changed my faith in humanity to a degree where, at least initially, I thought you were calling Indians “curries” and going along with the “Indians don’t shower” racist joke trend.

Then I remembered we are on blahaj, lemmy. And that the letter ‘c’ is near “f’ on the US keyboard.

yes whoopsie fixed it, i believe that was autocorrect



Did you mean to type furries instead of the ethnic slur curries?

yyyyes i meeant furries, my bad, i fixed it


Is curries an ethnic slur? I haven’t heard it used that way.

(incel slang, derogatory, ethnic slur) A person of South Asian heritage.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/curry#English





i think this is a faux paw


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