The Doctor

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More accurate would be:

“Please state the nature of the medical emergency, so I can tell you how wrong you are and we can all move on to my solution.”



10/10 would watch…


“Hey Dr. House, up for some parisses squares in the holodeck?”

“No thanks. I’m a doctor, not a douchebag.”

Those are not mutually exclusive. Specially with House.



“Please state the nature of why you’re in my fucking sick bay when I’m trying to take drugs and watch porn”


Doc, I’m feeling all wibbley wobbly


Doc Im hallucinating, I see furry creatures on my chocolate bar, it’s Tribbley Toblerone


And for some reason he keeps replicating more socks



waves medical tricorder lazily over patient

“This says nothing is wrong with you, you’re just wasting my fucking time.”


The only hologram with Vicodin adiction.

If they can program the sensation of drunk into a hologram, why not?

Adds character.

Ah, Starfleet Academy.

Sexual harassment is okay if a woman does it.

Mistakes were made. Par for the course for every series.





Yeah these models don’t exactly have good bedside manners.


Please state the nature of your non-lupus related emergency.


the EMH has been corrupted to be unethical a few times, and one or more instance of using unethical research. hes less ethical than crusher, bashir or polaski ever was.


So there is a way to make the doctor more annoying.


Peak. Great editing, too, even if it’s AI.


your medical emergency is irrelevant


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